Good News! You don't have to own a Dwarf to read "Dwarf News". (I don't own a pair of handcuffs, but I read bondage magazines. - Ed). The publication is now being made available to a select few non-members. You may know a Dwarf, your mother may be a Dwarf, or you may wish to study Applied Dwarf Lore for a degree from Merkin College, Cambridge, the leading experts in the field. Whatever the reason, you can keep up with the world of Dwarf Keepers and their Dwarfs by reading "Dwarf News".

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